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Introducing Proper Gobby: Gifts That Swear, Because Life’s Too Short for Boring Presents

Welcome to Proper Gobby, where we firmly believe that the best gifts come with a bit of banter. Sick of those sappy, predictable presents? Yeah, us too. That’s why we created a shop full of funny, sweary, and delightfully inappropriate gifts - because, let’s be honest, sometimes "Bless this mess" just doesn’t cut it.

If you want to tell the world to F*#k OFF then we’re all over it! If not, no worries, we’ve got something for you too. There’s a little something for everyone!

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24oz Cold Cup Lucky Dip! Pick 3 and pay for 2!

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What Our Customers Say

  • Sarah M.

    "The quality of these drinkware items is exceptional! I've been using them daily and they're still looking brand new. Highly recommend!"

  • James T.

    "Great customer service and fast shipping. The mystery bags are such a fun surprise. Can't wait to order again!"

  • Emma L.

    "Love the variety of products and the attention to detail. Every purchase feels special. This is my go-to shop now!"

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Frequently Asked Questions

What exactly is in a mystery bag?

Our mystery bags contain a curated selection of products from our collection. Each bag is filled with items that complement each other, offering great value and surprise! The exact contents vary, making each mystery bag a unique experience.

Can I return a mystery product if I don't like it?

Yes, we accept returns on mystery bags and products. If you're not satisfied with your purchase, simply contact us to arrange a return. We want you to be completely happy with your order!

Can I request specific items?

While we can't guarantee specific items since it's a mystery, you're welcome to leave a note at checkout with your preferences (like favorite colors or styles) and we'll do our best to accommodate when possible!

How much value do I get in a mystery bag?

Mystery bags are designed to offer exceptional value! The retail value of items in each bag typically exceeds the purchase price, making them a fantastic deal. The exact value varies by bag, adding to the excitement of the mystery!